Sad but True

Halloween is going to stink this year.

Eve's side of the story

Eve's side of the story...

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied.

"The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is
wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms,
catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain,"
reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc...she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.

"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fixit up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see...where did I put the useless boob?"

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that story about the rib?

A little girl asked her father:
'How did the human race appear?'
The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve;
They had children; and so was all mankind made.'
Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. �
The mother answered,
'Many years ago there were monkeys from
Which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her father and said,
'Dad, how is it possible that you told me the
Human race was created by God,
And Mom said they developed from monkeys?'
The father answered,
'Well, Dear, it is very simple.
I told you about my side of the family,
And your mother told you about hers.'

You gotta love this Sign

You have to love when you are driving down a quiet road in a small town and you see a huge orange construction sign that reads:

"Inmate work crew Ahead. Please Lock your doors! NO stopping or standing."

Now, I am 100% for putting the residents of the County Jail to work. I was just amused at the way the sign read. LOL I of course immediately locked my doors because I noticed the Inmates ahead were not "chain gangs." They looked like any Tom, Dick, or Harry on the street wearing an orange vest. Each group did have a guard with them picking up trash, but the guards didn't have a rifle like you see on the Highways around here. So I chose to follow directions and lock my door. Kudos to them for picking up the trash on a hot day like today.

Not that they had a choice. No, wait...yes they did. They didn't have to commit a crime. :-)

Don't forget to play!

Don't forget to play my Blog Trivia! (Sorry, I had to steal the idea! You know who you are. It was a great idea!) The link is to the left in Important Notes. :-)

Come beat me!

A Hello

I want to use this blog more. It's hard to get used to after using AOL Blog for so long. I have had my Blog on AOL for almost four years! That's just amazing to me when I think about it. I had three children with one more on the way. My five year old wasn't even two yet. It just boggles my mind!

Tonight was back to school night. I can't believe all four of my children will be going to school this year. I have a third grader, a second grader, a Kindergartner and a Preschooler. How crazy is that? They are all so excited. I'm excited! I back to school time. Autum is my favorite screening, I can get school/office supplies for dirt cheap, and I get peace and quiet during the day! A routine! I can't wait!

I will miss my kiddos, though. It's always bittersweet when I see them get on the school bus the first day of school. On one hand I want to pull out the blender and the Daquari mix and dance the day away. On the other hand, I just want to hide in my bed with a box of tissues and cry all day. My last two babies are leaving the next. I can't believe my five-year-old is in Kindergarten! He has been going to the school for two years of Preschool, but it's so final now. My youngest is just excited about having his own back pack! LOL

School, here we come!